From the transcript of a court case in Boston, Massachusetts:
Attorney: Did you check the body for signs of life?
Pathologist: No.
Attorney: Did you check to see whether the body was still breathing or not?
Pathologist: I did not.
Attorney: Did you check the pulse?
Pathologist: I did not.
Attorney: So how could you be sure that the patient was in fact dead?
Pathologist: Because his brain was in a jar on my desk.
Attorney: But he could, possibly, have been alive?
Pathologist: And probably practising law in Massachusetts.
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